It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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