So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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