Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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