singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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