im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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