There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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