Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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