I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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