I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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