I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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