This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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