I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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