is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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