I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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