It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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