Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We talked him into tasing himself.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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