why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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