I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
When are your genitals available?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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