: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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