Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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