If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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