Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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