So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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