haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just saw a hot homeless man
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
