let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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