Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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