A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
