i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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