brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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