HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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