let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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