i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just had sex on a roof
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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