His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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