i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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