So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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