hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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