I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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