I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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