btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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