Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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