It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You dont lie about slip and slides
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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