so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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