I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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