some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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