She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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