We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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