How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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