are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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