I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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