Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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