dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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