I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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