So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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